Little Kid: Dad I think there’s something in my closet!
Dad: I don’t think so, I’ll check. (Walks over to closet and opens it up and sees James Charles with 10x too much makeup)
James Charles: HI SISTERS!!
Dad and Child: Aaahhh
Dad: I don’t think so, I’ll check. (Walks over to closet and opens it up and sees James Charles with 10x too much makeup)
James Charles: HI SISTERS!!
Dad and Child: Aaahhh
by SeemlyManatee13 May 17, 2019
The new name for the supposed 'Chosen one' who can't win big games. This 'next MJ' will only be compared to MJ because of his jersey number(23), stats, and awards. This is also the same guy that makes up excuses as a saftey net (see lebron's elbow).
Person 1: hey did you watch the cavs-celtics series?
Person 2: yea man the cavs shoulda won it all with the wealth of talent of the 2009-2010 cavs.
Person 1: yea too bad LeFail James can't play well in the clutch, you know on account of his 'injured elbow'....
Person 2: yea man the cavs shoulda won it all with the wealth of talent of the 2009-2010 cavs.
Person 1: yea too bad LeFail James can't play well in the clutch, you know on account of his 'injured elbow'....
by StringingTerror May 16, 2010
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
by alteredaxons September 29, 2006
Ingredients:
The LeBomb James requires a shot of Crown Royal (for King James), some Red Bull and three packs of Splenda.
Drop the shot of Crown in the Red Bull, chug it, dump the Splenda in your hands and 'baby powder throw' it into the air like LBJ.
(Credit goes to SI Hot Clicks and Jeff from Youngstown, Ohio)
The LeBomb James requires a shot of Crown Royal (for King James), some Red Bull and three packs of Splenda.
Drop the shot of Crown in the Red Bull, chug it, dump the Splenda in your hands and 'baby powder throw' it into the air like LBJ.
(Credit goes to SI Hot Clicks and Jeff from Youngstown, Ohio)
Shit got wild after I introduced the LeBomb James at the bar last night...Splenda was flying everywhere.
by J-Fresh09 May 6, 2009
A super gorgeous and lovely guy who will pull at your heart strings from the moment you meet. He is unforgettable, irreplaceable and incomparable. Descending from a mixed European background, he has inherited all the irresistible features from that lineage and of course is the most stunning person you will ever lay eyes on. His beautiful smile and brown expressive eyes will dazzle you to happiness and take you to an entirely new dimension! His charismatic personality and sincere nature will make you fall in love with him instantly. But the more you get to know him, you will find that there is no one else who can come close to the jewel that he is. He would go out of his way for his family, friends and for the ones he loves and is very protective when someone tries to hurt them. He is loved by everyone, including one person who loves him more than he will know. He is very popular with the ladies and men love him too because he's just so easy to get along with. the most interesting person in world and is a genius beyond words. He just knows everything there is to know, but he is very modest and humble with the wisdom that he holds. He is addictive, and will never leave your thoughts, you will always want to be in his company because he just lifts your spirits high. His laughter will lift you out of sadness and his hug will keep you feeling safe and loved! An amazing guy you'll never ever forget... this life time and your next.
Lady Luck 1: i wish i could muster up the courage to talk to James Fernandez! It drives me insane!
Lady Lucky 2: come on lady luck 1, pick up you socks and find that nile within you and go say hi... he's a lovely chap - he's not gonna bite.
Lady Lucky 2: come on lady luck 1, pick up you socks and find that nile within you and go say hi... he's a lovely chap - he's not gonna bite.
by I<3james.com May 30, 2010
A Hand Job
Kyle: Peter was in the tipi with Emma again
Nicky Westside: Did he get another Handy James
Kyle: Got 2
Nicky Westside: Did he get another Handy James
Kyle: Got 2
by KillaKydawgMasterMix January 6, 2012
Nick Nolte and Ryan O'Neal came by to show Babs who's in charge as James Brolin watched. As much as he liked the show, he had a better time when Charles S. Dutton and the guy from Benson gave her a cream pie.
by Z-Gangsta August 16, 2008