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Jam Job

Like a blow job or hand job except it involves jam. Just dip the penis into your favourite jam (jelly works too) and then proceed with a job. A hand job is very sticky and makes a mess so this is best done blowie style.
"I gave my first jam job last night, I used strawberry"
by AlienAdultFilmsXXX April 20, 2014
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Jam Job

To spread a jam or jelly on the nipple of breast of chest and to lick and suck it off. Silly sexual foreplay after breakfast in bed.
Breakfast in bed was delicious this morning, for desert how about a jam job.
by Gap41 July 5, 2025
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Jobby Jam

Was it a gay bar or was this guy just tryin to jobby jam me?
by LowLight May 14, 2009
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Jamjobs

-Noun

The outer, front part of the thorax, or the front part of the body from the neck to the abdomen; chest: referring to a woman's breasts, under the precondition that they are large....and awesome.
Look at the jamjobs on that hose-hound.
I went from six to midnight when I saw those jamjobs.
I heard he went motor-boatin' on those jamjobs.
by Jamjobers September 6, 2009
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Canadian Jamjob

Originated in Canada, the Canadian Jamjob is a form of non penetrative sex involving manual stimulation of the penis with the hand. Unlike a handjob, the Jamjob involves the use of a fruit preserve (i.e. Jam) to act as a lubricant for both the recipients pleasure, and that of the giver if they so wish to engage in fellatio later on.

It is rumoured that jam was originally used by women during sex to simulate blood during role play whilst pretending to loose their virginity.
Guy 1: "So what happened in Amsterdam?"

Guy 2: "Nothing much man, I hooked up with a Canadian chick and she beat me off with jam"

Guy 2: "Man thats dope, what the fuck, she gave you a Canadian Jamjob ? ahahahaha"
by Blo7T October 14, 2012
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jamjob

1) A person or situation that is annoying or frustrating, like a moronic boss, a traffic jam, or a crowded bar. 2) In particular, a person you are dating who you go out with a few times to pass the time, but because they have certain frustrating tendencies you have no intention of seeing them long-term.
1) Upon entering crowded club: "We should get out of here. This is a jamjob." OR 2) M.R.: "So how was that guy you went out with last night? You going to see him again?" T.B: "Nah, he lives with his parents and he's a total jamjob."
by T. Bentley September 25, 2006
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jamjob

when a man in a porno movie has to screw a woman quickly, without talking to her, or being pleasant to her
give that blonde a anal jamjob,the other actor went soft
by ernest sweigart June 4, 2008
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