Jalen Rose 

Jalen Rose is one of the best players in the NBA...he was the third best EVER, following Muggsy Bogues and Earl Boykins that is. Jalen was JUST traded yesterday and I'm pretty pissed, so is the rest of Toronto. He takes to many shots and he sucks on D, but he is a good guy.

YO Jalen Rose hit the game winning shot yesterday!!!! But he missed every one before it...:(...

Jalen Rose by CRgetsBjorns February 4, 2006

Jalen Rose 

Mr. “I got 81 points dropped on my head”

Jalen Rose: *exists*

Kobe Bryant: Im bout to end this mans whole career

Jalen Rose by Pooh Shiesty July 27, 2021

jalen rosed 

While playing basketball—taking a jump shot and having the defender slide their foot under the shooter, in hopes that the shooter will land on the defender's foot and injure the shooter's ankle or foot.

Also can be referred to as, "Bruce Bowened"

He Jalen Rosed me.

I got Jalen Rosed playing ball the other day.

jalen rosed by dmo2222 February 26, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012