Jake Paul Syndrome

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You've got this when you're being the biggest DICK of the face of the Earth. This is when you're being a FAKE person, you're thinking that you're the SHIT, since you have this shitload of fans, you're being a fuckboy, who doesn't have a care on what's going to happen and the consequences of your actions. You're just basically being the shittiest person on the face of the Earth.

"You're just being a shitty guy to me. Hooking up with those girls every night, don't you think I know that? Go and take your Jake Paul Syndrome somewhere else!"

Jake Paul Syndrome by noimportance August 5, 2017

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Jake Paul Syndrome

when you watch jake paul so much you become as retarded as him, you wont be able to dab on them haters no mo bish

I hope you get Jake Paul Syndrome, you banana

Jake Paul Syndrome by Ihonestlyhatejakepaul:) April 19, 2018

Jake Paul Syndrome

Cancerous syndrome that gets spread by cringey 12 yr olds. The simptoms are: dabbing, saying "lit" over and over again, singing dumb songs, and buying pieces of "merch"

Jake Pauler: I just love Jake Paul
Me: HE HAS Jake Paul Syndrome

Jake Paul Syndrome by Jordanme November 1, 2017

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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