A medium sized man who lives in an apartment building. Works at State Farm (Obviously). Shift tends to be in the middle of the night (So wives can catch their husbands on the phone in the middle of the night and think they're cheating). Favorite clothes are a red top and khakis.
by Hydiin November 12, 2014
An absolute chad who will try to sell you life insurance. He is always there smiling and watching you and wears a big ass hat that says his name on it. Preys mostly on dumb neighbros. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."
Me: Dude. Who just knocked on your door?
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!
by DaBeefeyest November 28, 2019
Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...
by Waterbugs November 19, 2013
what you call a friend when your wife/girlfriend gets jealous and wonders who you have been hanging out with until 3 in the morning.
by Cadet 7755 September 02, 2014
by Chrome5747 December 06, 2013
by you've got werms August 02, 2016
my only friend
by chicken is noice December 19, 2015