jake

jake is that one guy who enters every group chat and somehow makes the conversation be all about him; some people love him some people hate him, but you know he loves any attention he can get

he may seem cold and mean on the outside but really he's just a softie with a kind heart (yeah u are shush)

he also probably has a weird thing for lions idk

but u should probably just stan him, #stanjake has a nice ring to it ig

jake is the best; i stan

by nehal2003 March 29, 2019

a jake

(being) a jake means being genuinely nice to other people

'i love him, he's such a jake'

by NexyTheFemboy May 14, 2021

jake

an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .

wow, i really want a jake (:

by kaylan March 13, 2008

Jake it

To be a pussy about things

When it was time for the crew to start working almost all of them decided to jake it

by Bossman65 January 29, 2021

Jakes

What gangs in England like to call the feds

Yo don't go out the house the Jakes are on the block fam

by TheRealDMK June 1, 2019

jakes

Police, cops, 5.0, fuzz. Often used by MC's.

A fugitive with two attempts
Jakes had no trace of the face, now they drew a print- Nas

by Laysaton January 10, 2005

jake

He will play with your feelings, but will never be straightforward about how he really feels. He will always respond to serious questions with "what do you mean", or "don't worry". A jake is good for a hookup or fling, but a committed relationship with a jake is a very rare occasion.

Lisa: Omg i'm in love with jake
Evie: Girl, watch out he's a jake remember

---------- 1 week later -------------

Lisa: *crying* Jake got with me then never spoke to me again

Evie: Dont make me say I told you so, but I did.

by lopsided cucumber April 15, 2020