A Jailahny is talented in her/his own way. In order to be friends with this he or she, you would have to be a real friend and actually be there for that person when you can and he or she would be there for you.
"Odalys'' Oh my gosh, girl I just became friends with this girl named Jailahny and shes so real, cool and fun!"
"Analiese" Oh my, can I be friends with her too?"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.