Jae Skizzies 

Jae Skizzies (noun) /ʒeɪ skɪziz/

A term referring to a limited edition line of high-top gaming shoes designed for style, comfort, and a distinctive advantage in personal space navigation. Primarily catering to avid gamers, the shoes are infused with an aesthetic flair that complements both indoor gaming and outdoor social environments. They're not engineered to enhance athletic performance like running or jumping, but rather to facilitate a swift pivot away from unpleasant social interactions or public discomforts. With their unique design, Jae Skizzies offer the wearer an optimal pivot point for evading undesirable encounters, such as dealing with negative people, avoiding individuals with poor hygiene, or dodging unsolicited comments. The shoes thereby contribute to an overall sense of well-being, empowering users to navigate their day with a fusion of style and practicality, ultimately allowing them to return home and enjoy their gaming endeavors in peace.

"With his Jae Skizzies laced up, he confidently maneuvered through the crowd, avoiding the negativity with ease."

Jae Skizzies by The Scarcodian Slanguage July 14, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012