Jade Goody 

A horrific abomination of a human being. Became famous for being as thick as, and uglier than, pigshit after appearing on Big Brother. Has now bred. Unfortunately this means that her genes will continue to pollute our fragile and precious genepool until her and all within 3 family steps of her can be eradicated.

"Shit man, Jade Goody has had a baby. That means another of her chav-scum kind is breathing my fucking oxygen. WHEN WILL IT EVER END!!!?"

Jade Goody by MPCmonkey March 16, 2005

jade goody 

A female that deserves a pat on the back for achieving so much publicity for doing so little.
Displayed impressive amounts of retard-ness in the Big Brother house, by using lard as sun screen.
Later married a cretin (Jeff Brazier, who shares equal intelligence) and had a kid
Continues to appear in celebrity magazines, claiming various things.
Released her own full priced perfume called 'Shhh' - later seen being sold for 3 pounds.
No matter how hard she tries, Jade will always resemble a pig
Appears to be completely harmless, quite likable and without any special self-goal, she is still a complete waste of space.

She is nowhere near as self-publising as the whore 'Kerry Katona'

After 20 years of drug abuse, including acid, methamphetamine, heroin and qualudes, the patient nearly matched the IQ levels of Jade Goody.

jade goody by Stationmiek October 27, 2006

Jade Goody 

A "celebrity" who was on Big Brother. Apparently most people hated her and continued hating her until she got cancer. Terminal cancer. As of this writing she has been given only a few days to live.

Jade Goody will die any day now.

Jade Goody by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

Jade Goody 

A frog-mouthed retard who appeared on big brother and not long after decided to appear on celebrity big brother and make it look as if anyone can be racist.

You: Holy shit! there's this egg shaped thing in a box!!
Me: lool it's Jade Goody!

Jade Goody by GraphicalRabbit March 22, 2009

Jade Goody 

A nasty, racist, ignorant shell of a human being, famous for being incredibly stupid, whom everyone decided was fantastic once she got cancer.

Jade Goody is dead, lol.

Jade Goody by misspentlove March 23, 2009

Jade Goody 

Dead. A misunderstood soul

Goodnight Sweet Prince

1981-2009

Oh no Jade Goody died of cancer

Jade Goody by I Care 4 U March 22, 2009

Jade Goody 

Someone who has been taken advantage of by the media and labelled a racist when she clearly is not one. A victim of criticism and unjustified bad treatment.

"Don't blow it out of proportion like what happened to Jade Goody"

Jade Goody by B_o_b January 22, 2007