Jade is a beautiful girl, but is cursed with a bitter heart. If you know a Jade, it is most likely your are familiar with her cynical nature and her negative outlook on life. To listen to a Jade, you would think she has it bad. Fortunately, most Jade's are actually blessed with a wonderful and full life, but refuse to recognise it.
It is most likely that Jade will ruin everybody's Christmas, every year!
"What a crap Christmas we had" - Family member 1
"Yeah, Jade struck again!" - Family member 2
by Informacion Centrale December 22, 2017
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Jade is not someone you should trust. She is fake and cruel. Hobbies consist of causing trauma and mentally abusing those who trust her. Do not befriend a Jade.
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There are two types of Jades, one is an amazing singer and the nicest and prettiest girl ever, and the second is a big fat slutty hoe, she knows she’s a hoe and she’s ok with it. She has many other hoe friends that go around and smoke weed and have sex all the time. She loves drama and she will try to fight someone whenever she can, but never actually fight them. She has a cameltoe 24/7 and thinks she’s the coolest girl in school but really, nobody likes her. Jade is trouble...
Oh no it’s big fat Jade! Watch out everyone! (OR)
Yay it’s amazing Jade! I love Jade!
by Patricia Waterman April 13, 2019
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Just a mean and ruthless person. The kind of person to flush live goldfish and breed mean cats. Draws a blank whenever someone makes a Finding Dory joke and doesn’t even watch the office. 3/10 Would recommend.
“Did you hear that Jade doesn’t even speak whale!?”
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The weird Kid in every class and isn’t smart at all and comments on everything everybody says
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Jade is a lesbian, depressed emo that fantasizes over worms on strings and plastic babies.
Jade is so much like ME!!
by hi i'm depressed December 9, 2019
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A sexy bitch with a big fat giant ginormous fergaliscious booty
Jades got a fergalisciousbooty I should date her but she’s already got 50 fellas in her dms she’s too sexy for me
by Jade fergalicsious April 12, 2020
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