2 definitions by hi i'm depressed

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Someone who yeets fluffy unicorns over Jupiter and consumes 60 year old men's ears.
Person 1: Who is your best friend

Person 2: Not the weirdo Micah Hoffman
by hi i'm depressed December 10, 2019
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Jade is a lesbian, depressed emo that fantasizes over worms on strings and plastic babies.
Jade is so much like ME!!
by hi i'm depressed December 09, 2019
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