Jace Hastings is the most obscenely fat person ever with the most immense mass imaginable. He eats pure sugar and can always be found playing hogwarts legacy in his room for the 400th time.
Friend 1: Bro, you're almost as heavy as Jace Hastings' pinky toenail
Friend 2: Rude, I'm not 500 pounds, yet
Friend 2: Rude, I'm not 500 pounds, yet
by Chez42 May 2, 2023
Get the Jace Hastingsmug.