1. A friend, buddy.

2. A friendlier word for "idiot".

3. Someone that farts in the bathtub and then plays with the bubbles and sniffs the farts.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

also dirty jabrones; the worst form of diarrhea possible. uncontrolable explosive diarrhea that burns immediately afterwords.

To blow one's partner while both of you are fully immersed in water. Underwater head.