Being wasted beyond belief, punking everything that walks, trying to fight anyone even when you know you'll lose, over and over and over again.
(wake up in a boat of the Gulf of Mexico no matter where you're from) "Wow, I was so jonned last night!"
by Afro Jew April 24, 2010
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Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much.
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Jonathan Cares for His family Alot.
Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend.
Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he.

A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night"
A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"
A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"
by D-Squad October 16, 2006
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KIND gentle badass dont be afraid to voice your own opinions. People only hate you because of the way others love you. Your a good man dont let fear of causing a ripple keep you from living. Also i heard this dude jon gives amazing orgasms ladies! Knocks em out for free! U are the kind of guy woman wait for. Make sure the girl u choose matches your awesomeness.

Next look up always
by HALIELOVESU July 25, 2019
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Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Jon.
"Are you friends with a Jon.?"
"Yes. I am! He is so the coolest."
"I know! He Is the best."
"I know. He is totally awesome"
by TheLovelyTay March 16, 2009
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Jon is a guy who will always be there for you.. He's a hard worker and when he wants to have a great time, he'll go for it.. He'll purse his goals and much more the girl he Loves .. He's not like the other guys who want a fling .. He's seriously serious about his relationship .. He's "the married type" .. He will love his girl unconditionally.. He's romantic with his sexy ways..
He loves family time , quality time is important to him... Jon is great around kidsl . He loves and respects his parents to the max ..
Jon is a guy who loves surfing,concerts and rock music and travel, but most of all , he's a great Cook!
He has a great heart , he's what you'd want in any friend! He's very funny .. Such a joker ..but knows how to be serious :)

A guy with a name like Jon.. Is a keeper ! ;)
Dude!! That's sick Jon !

Wow! This is tasty! Thanks Jon !

I love you Jon !
by aim4love September 15, 2010
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an extremely amazing awesome guy that is sensitive but quite outgoing when he wants to be. extremely attractive and fun to be around, jon will never bore you. he's got a great personality anf can make you smile all the time. caring and consiferate to girls. had feelings and is not a jackass or a jerk.
omg , jon is the love of my life .

jon is the most wonderful respectful guy ever.
by amberlovesyouuu November 8, 2009
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