johna

a word that refers to a beautiful girl that is extremely honest and decent - not a whore even though a large number of people want to get with her.
everyone thinks she's perfect even though she's not, and tends to be academically excellent.

g:So you had a date with Johna last night?
m:yeah, it was awesome. But I didn't get anything

by daughterofmother May 18, 2007

Johna

Johna is the girl who gets drunk despite her age. She would make a John/Johna army to rule the world.

1# oh wow you’re pregnant?

Yeah I hope she wont be a Johna

2# You shouldve seen her last night! She was a real Johna

by Dibdabdebby May 23, 2020

JOHNA’RIA

A BAD BITCH! GOT A NASTY ATTITUDE.BUT SHE GOT A NICE SIDE. MOST AMAZING AND PERFECT PERSON IN THE WORLD SHE ALSO LOVES TO CHEER OR PLAY SOFTBALL.YOU BE LUCKY 🍀 IF U GET TO MEET HER 🤩💞

JOHNA’RIA IS ALWAYS A MOMS AND DADDYS GIRL

by YNW JAY November 13, 2019

Johna John

Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.

John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.

by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024

Johna John

Johna John is a branch of species from homosapiens, belonging to the family Hominidae, and the order Primates. They are very rare to find and are very informative to observe. 'Johna John' behaviour is very complex and retarded; they are the most inarticulate species ever to find on Earth, and have been around since 190,000 B.C.E. However they die out due to their low levels of intelligence, and so are very rare to find.

John was walking through the evergreen, lush forest, trekking through the undergrowth, when he found a Johna John bent double, licking water from a pond with algae infested water.

by cocksucker699 February 8, 2024

Shotgun Johna

One of the coolest girls in the world! Smokes alot! And wants a cute fuzzy hedgehog baby..

Shotgun Johna? Who's that?
Only the coolest gal a live

by Cam654987 December 9, 2009

JOHA

1.The most amazing moment of someones life.

2. Being in the most amazing mood.

1. Going to Electric zoo was JOHA, i will never forget that day it was truly amazing.
2. I just got an A in biochemistry, i feel so JOHA.

by Ms. Awesom3 March 2, 2012