A dude that bums off everyone , like pays no rent but call's it his house, uses someone else's phone plan, has random nasty's stay at " his house" so he can use their vehicles. Love's to beat on his girlfriend's but would never step up to a man. JKT'S aren't capable of loving! All's you'll ever hear from a JKT is a lie. They are pretty pitiful people but think they are hot shit!
Man I hope and pray none of my kids turn out to be a JKT. I would've definitely got an abortion if I knew any of them were gonna turn out to be a JKT.
A sardonic epithet for 58% of Jakarta citizens who vote for Anies Baswedan and Sandiaga Uno (compared to 42% who vote for Basuki "Ahok" Cahaya Purnama and Djarot Syaiful Hidayat). This word is a pun of JKT48 (an Indonesian sister group of AKB48) where the number 48 is replaced by 58, representing most Jakarta citizens.
JKT58 is a sign of human degeneracy, because Anies Baswedan is an Indonesian version of Duterte and Trump
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).