Jizzflicker is a guy who has his own website and writes blogs. He got the name because he was wanking off in the changing rooms and he flicks it to see how far it gets, just as he flicked it, his friends came in and it was sizzling on the light bulb, he was called jizzflicker since that day.
A man who flicks his dick as he ejaculates is a jizzflicker by name.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!