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jet lagged heart

waking up and/or going to bed on odd hours to accommodate talking/texting/facebooking someone you like and getting "jet lagged"
the girl I really like lives in Spain, so I've got a 9 hour jet lagged heart

Jet Lagged a Decade

It's when some edgy gen-Z attempts to make a 2000s joke in modern times that they seem to suddenly warped to that era.
"Did he just make a 'manamajeff' joke in 2021?"
"I know right? Man's jet lagged a decade."
Jet Lagged a Decade by blaastranger December 28, 2020

jetlagged 

Someone who looks like shit.
“So here we are. You look jetlagged. And by that I mean you look like shit.”
jetlagged by PsychoUmbreon November 17, 2013
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026