Izzy Pizzimenti

That one person who’s always like “I don’t even care,” but will full-send a slide tackle like their life depends on it. They’re smooth on the field, chill off it, and secretly have a whole softie heart under the “whatever” act. Mixed, so they’ve got extra flavor—like if culture was a snack, they’re the whole meal.
They pulled a Izzy Pizzimenti—acted chill, but sweated like their life was on the line.
by The beanfam May 09, 2025
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