A special creature, ambiverted in nature - from day to day she could be getting shitfaced crawling around the local bar scene, and the next she is meticulously organising her many belongings. The biggest trait of an Izzeth though is their incessant lust for men of the ginger variety; its important to note though, despite their insatiable lust for Ed Sheeran lookalikes, they are still a total virgin, and typically remain one for their entire life unless assisted by a JimJim or a Rosbes, in which case, while still a painfully long process, there is a chance that the Izzeth will not have to maintain involuntary celibacy for their entire life.
JimJim: God Izzeth was giving Ron the eyes last night!
Rosbes: Nah, no way, Ron's so into her, its a shame she'll never do anything about it.
JimJim: Sounds like our mission is clear!
Rosbes: Nah, no way, Ron's so into her, its a shame she'll never do anything about it.
JimJim: Sounds like our mission is clear!
by Thegayestgirlincartoons June 26, 2022