Ivan has a penis bigger than the United States' debt (and it goes deeper than it too). Ivan is almost always guaranteed to be horny 26/9 and he will let you know it. More traits of Ivan include: horny, emo, horny, gay, a bit on the nose, horny, musically talented, horny, self-sufficient even when he's failing to be self-sufficient, horny, eyes like the sad subject of a Renaissance painting, horny, and horny. You need to know Ivan like you know the inside of your cheeks.
Person: What are you doing?
Ivan: Just came hard from mastubating with my REDACTED inch penis
Person: Oh no, Ivan, the United States can't handle anymore of your sauce in its vaults! Where will what's left of the money go?
Ivan: Just came hard from mastubating with my REDACTED inch penis
Person: Oh no, Ivan, the United States can't handle anymore of your sauce in its vaults! Where will what's left of the money go?
by do i even exist June 11, 2023
Has abs
Yes,
The hottest mf you’ll ever see 😩
He can play tennis with his balls and he lasts 9 hours in bed
He is sweeter than ass hair
And he is very precious and he will buy a deal for 2 at dominos for you
Yes,
The hottest mf you’ll ever see 😩
He can play tennis with his balls and he lasts 9 hours in bed
He is sweeter than ass hair
And he is very precious and he will buy a deal for 2 at dominos for you
by Ivan is hot November 18, 2021
The one love but can't tell him because he will never fall for me, Ivan cheers me up and makes the sun and moon culide right in front of u. I love my Ivan, if only he were mine.
If u are in love with a Ivan, and if there is a small chance between u take it.
If u are in love with a Ivan, and if there is a small chance between u take it.
Ivan the one and only man for u,
by Gwennygirl3610 January 18, 2019
by pussydestroyer900042069 February 4, 2021
"The new guy isn't doing too well. He got 15 stitches in the bum after he got Ivan-ed in the shower last night."
by Frank Sandpaper February 5, 2010
Ivan has a secret identity he is secretly Spider-Nigga He protects the hood at all costs But when he is not in his masked ghetto alter ego He is IVAN THE PIMP
by Ivan the Pimp November 21, 2021