When you first meet an Ivan, you’ll want to give him a long hug like if you knew him forever. Ivan’s are hard working, patient, caring, good with numbers, dreamers, dorky, clumsy, and a bit forgetful, but funny, passionate, feel like home, and are good at cooking steaks and serving you wine.

Ivan’s are very optimistic and all good vibes. They make you wonder why you haven’t met an Ivan before. Ivan’s love to fall asleep being held and caressed, it’s their weakness. They usually like cookies, they’re like cookie monsters, so buy him cookies and he’ll grow feelings for you a lil more each day. When you find yourself an Ivan, you will feel like you have finally met the one.
I think I met my Ivan.
by Reinaakaqueen February 25, 2020
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Ivan is a waste yute.
Breh stop the fuckery, ur actually an Ivan
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A guy that is very specific about the pronunciation of his name and is also very humourus but he is very into drugs and sex and masturbation.
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The most stubborn, annoying, awkward, weird-ass guy ever, but smart at the same time!!!

Really weird.....
Wow , did you just pull an Ivan on me!?!?! DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!
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The gayest dude alive, always unfocused, and can never take a hint, ( leave someone alone/ shut the fuck up), irritating as hell and always so, so, so amazingly doorhandleish (never does anything) always wants someone to be his daddy and he wants to have an enormous cock in his ass hole, and loves to catch dicks in his mouth,
That boy is such an Ivan..
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Typically a guy with a very good heart and knows how to treat people with respect. He's into Ashley's but one Ashley is specific stole his heart on everything she's perfect 👀. Everyone talks mad shit on her name but she knows they aren't worth her time. Ivan's also have big dicks and have lot's of love, attention, comfort and loyalty for their loved one, just like this guy named Ivan Ortiz, he's a perfect example.
"That guy Ivan is very handsome only shit"
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