Issaquah middle school 

It’s a pretty gay school and it sucks make sure u got that Brewster quality work

I go to Issaquah middle school!

Oh you must be gay!

Issaquah middle school by Issaquah12 October 26, 2018

Issaquah Middle School 

a fucking gay ass place that if you go there you shall probably be gay. there are trans people all over the place.
AVOID ISSAQUAH MIDDLE SCHOOL

random person: Issaquah Middle School is gay

you: yes

Issaquah Middle School by IssaquahMiddleScoolSucks December 14, 2021

Issaquah Middle School 

A gay hellhole that's a rite of passage to Issaquah High School.

It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.

Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.

The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.

Student 1: I go to Issaquah Middle School!
Student 2: Lemme guess, 4chan or Twitter?

Issaquah Middle School by KingOfNothingAmogus October 1, 2022