Isotherm Gerrymandering
* Pronunciation: /ˈaɪ.səu.θɜ m ˈdʒer.iˌmæn.dər.ɪŋ/
* Part of Speech: noun
* Definition: The hyper-aggressive act of manually editing regional climate maps or weather forums to redraw local temperature boundaries, shifting a specific zip code into a “Köppen Af: Tropical Rainforest" zone by arbitrarily rounding up decimal points or eliminating cold-front data logs to protect local real estate vanity.
* Part of Speech: noun
* Definition: The hyper-aggressive act of manually editing regional climate maps or weather forums to redraw local temperature boundaries, shifting a specific zip code into a “Köppen Af: Tropical Rainforest" zone by arbitrarily rounding up decimal points or eliminating cold-front data logs to protect local real estate vanity.
"The forum moderators just locked the local county climate thread because Kevin was caught engaging in systematic Isotherm Gerrymandering to make his suburban golf course look like the Malacca Strait.”
Isotherm Gerrymandering by Subtropical_Realist October 10, 2026