irony

When someone dies of an inoculation against an illness with a thousand-to-one survival rate.

people: gee whiz, lotta vax't people dying from variant whatever! better go get my booster.

me: .............................you're being serious, aren't you?

irony. see also, cognitive dissonance. also, insanity

by American Motors October 3, 2021

Irony

a group of hipsters
(as defined in Parker Plays)

"Woah a giant irony passed me just now!"

by QueenKatnissC March 21, 2023

Irony

Irony is something warm and wet happening down your leg

An example of irony would be someone standing at their letterbox experiencing LBL whilst holding a sanitary product designed to capture the moist misfortune.

by padded with wings March 2, 2015

google irony

something faggots say as a bitch ass rebuttal to an overwhelmingly cunning and funny statement

“hey you’re kinda gay”
“gOoGLe iRonY😎”
translation
“hey you’re kinda gay”
“i have brain damage”

by 1:11AM July 3, 2019

feline irony

The tendency of cats to sit on the lap of the person in a room who least wants that to happen.

With typical feline irony, Tiddles climbed on to the heavily allergic Juliet, even though Romeo was trying to attract the cat's attention for a cuddle.

by Analeest December 3, 2014

irony-of-empire

The phenology of an empire needing to continuously expand its borders AND impose racial segregation on its subjects.

As the empire grows it runs out of capital to continue expanding.

The empire then allows racial integration in order to free trapped capital within the empire.

This ends the empire in a 300-year timeframe.

The irony-of-empire paradigm argues that racial integration is an attempt by the empire to free capital to fund expansion in contrast to an altruistic attempt to become more just.

It indicates that empires fall to the laws of capitalism more than any contrapositive external condition.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 21, 2018

ironi-crastination

watching videos on beating procrastination and depression while you have weeks of work and studying to catch up on

Yeah, I have a project that was due more than a week ago but instead of working on it, I flew through an unending ironi-crastination playlist of videos that are supposed to help me get control of my life back, but it's still like me in class: the words go in through one ear and out the other. :,)

by Mal.Halsey April 26, 2022