My landlord is an IRS.
by Jon August 12, 2004
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Government branch that steals our money so it can be spent on bums that are too lazy to work, women that have too many kids, and bling bling chrome rims for guys with no jobs. Just take your welfare check to the local Currency Exchange, and you're good to go!

Makes me proud to pay taxes on my hard earned money!
I made $100,000 last year, working 60 hours a week. Actually, I made $40,000 after taxes because the IRS feels that people who don't work for a living, deserve to get checks in the mail. Why don't other countries do this except us again? Oh that's right, we're lazy for the most part.
by Brian Leeon January 16, 2006
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INSURANCE Revenue Service. Congress' new health insurance plan that will make you buy health insurance from the people you hate.
Bud: we got a new IRS with lots more government.

Buddy: WTF??

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by euphemismo December 22, 2009
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Degenerate bureaucrats telling me to consider stolen property as taxable income.
What gall. IRS agents steal my money in the form of taxes then says I must pay taxes on stolen property? Like WTF?
by Sexydimma December 30, 2022
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Abbreviation for injured reserve. In professional sports, when a player is placed on the IR, he cannot play for a long time or is considered out for the season. It can also be used informally if someone is injured and can't play sports for a while.
Guy 1: Hey man, we're getting a baseball game together later, wanna play?

Guy 2: Nah sorry dude, I'm on the IR with a sprained ankle from playing pickup basketball.

Guy 1: Oh man that blows, I hope we can see you back on the field in a few weeks.
by Devveyovich July 11, 2008
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