Inventory thinker

A inventory thinker is a person who gathers and stores a collective of unoriginal ideas, words, and/or expressions, while being unable to think upon the originality of those concepts on their own. A inventory thinker thrives off of self-gratification and popularity as a means of collecting from their environment. A inventory thinker loves to throws around recycled phrases, information, or insults for whatever gain they experience from doing so. A inventory thinker thinks of themselves as witty and clever, while demonstrating the complete opposite. Behaviorally, They are most likely to bandwagon things that they don't put much research or thought into. They are considerately ignorant. They would most likely scour Urban Dictionary attempting to collect existing ideas for themselves. They are also found vastly among the religious.

Inventory thinker: "Hey guys, we should all donate to Kony 2012!"
Response: "Why should we do that?"
Inventory thinker: "Because it's supporting a cause, we get freebies and shit"
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Inventory thinker: "You're a stupid mouth-breather"
Response: "That's supposed to be an insult? Aren't scuba divers technically mouth-breathers?"
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Inventory thinker: "God is going to punish you because you drink beer, and the Bible says so"
Response: "Good to know...say, where's the nearest bar around here?"

Inventory thinker by Adnama Latniuq December 3, 2013

Inventory thinker

Someone who gets off on conformity.

Inventory thinker: "Because my co-worker slept with her boss to earn a pay raise, I should do the same"

Inventory thinker: "My tie isn't corporate looking enough."

Inventory thinker: "Because lady Gaga says it's cool to be born this way, I'll act like it's cool"

Inventory thinker by Adnama Latniuq December 3, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008