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Adult: SON, GET OFF INSTAGRAM
Teenage Son: Fuck no, how am I supposed to talk to my bae
by THE HOE THAT GIVE YOU HEAD October 25, 2015
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A website where users can upload pictures for their friends to see. Sadly this is not the case, since most teenagers ask for "shoutouts" constantly to get people to follow them. Once these kids have a few thousand followers, whom they do not know or have never met, they will constantly ask for likes and pretend to be instafamous. These kids mostly only upload selfies with a goofy ass filter on them with over used hashtags as the caption.
Instagram Kid: *posts selfie of himself in sunglasses*

Oh you know just chillen #like #likeitup #shoutmeout #doshoutout #like4like #l4l #shoutout4shoutout #s4s #cool #lilwayne #helladope #swagpics
by nate987 September 24, 2013
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A popular photo-sharing app flawlessly tailored to the explicit purpose of taking over two decades of technological progress in the realm of mobile digital photography and rendering them utterly worthless via application of appalling "filters" designed to transform the original clarity of images recorded by advanced digital sensors into the mottled likeness of expired film from the 1950's developed in coffee grounds.
"Nice photo, Josie, but you really need to clean that screen on your porch, I've never seen one that's so dirty!"

"What do you mean? I was in the middle of the backyard! But if you like the photo, you should check out my other ones on Instagram!"
by Ragnarler July 15, 2012
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Something that won't fix your ugly face...
Kid 1: Hey, check it out! I just got Instagram.
Kid 2: Well you still look ugly...
by echoandramen June 17, 2012
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Social network where food and drinks meet each other, become friends and sometimes hook up.
-Ice tea: Hey, sweetie. I saw some of your pics on your human's Instagram and you sure look tasty.
-Pizza slice: Stop it! I'm blushing! Here's my number. Call me!
by Eyeye April 10, 2013
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A place that can make any average person look way hotter then he/she really is.
You don't need any example!

My Instagram:
_SucksToBeYou_
by Uncle_Damarus August 30, 2014
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