Inphilia
The fetish of pulling a newborn child out of the mother’s womb and interrupting its first breath with oral sex.
Inphilia by The Pure Fusion Collective August 12, 2024
iPhilia
Sometimes used to label the feeling (most of the time not by the afflicted, except in extreme cases) of attraction/sexual arousal caused by Apple products.
It is a common side-effect of purchasing an iPhone and is treatable, however there are currently no guaranteed cures, as it is known to lie dormant for many years even after the original symptoms disappear.
It is a common side-effect of purchasing an iPhone and is treatable, however there are currently no guaranteed cures, as it is known to lie dormant for many years even after the original symptoms disappear.
" He had a serious case of iPhilia, but I let loose my golf club at his car 'till he agreed that my PC is not 'a steaming pile of crap' " (the use of the word 'iPhilia' by an extreme iPhobic)
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" I told her i'm a PC man and she started crying. She told me she has 'iPhilia', I told her it doesn't matter and we made out on the blanket she glued together out of her old iPad 1s. "
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"Can your iPhone do th- oh wait, you don't have an iPhone! We should fix that!" (a typical iPhile phrase)
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" I told her i'm a PC man and she started crying. She told me she has 'iPhilia', I told her it doesn't matter and we made out on the blanket she glued together out of her old iPad 1s. "
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"Can your iPhone do th- oh wait, you don't have an iPhone! We should fix that!" (a typical iPhile phrase)
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iphiliation
iphiliation by vivi and soysauce December 28, 2022
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026