Inphilia 

The fetish of pulling a newborn child out of the mother’s womb and interrupting its first breath with oral sex.

I just went to the hospital and I think I’m an inphiliac.

Inphilia by The Pure Fusion Collective August 12, 2024

iPhilia 

Sometimes used to label the feeling (most of the time not by the afflicted, except in extreme cases) of attraction/sexual arousal caused by Apple products.

It is a common side-effect of purchasing an iPhone and is treatable, however there are currently no guaranteed cures, as it is known to lie dormant for many years even after the original symptoms disappear.

" He had a serious case of iPhilia, but I let loose my golf club at his car 'till he agreed that my PC is not 'a steaming pile of crap' " (the use of the word 'iPhilia' by an extreme iPhobic)
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" I told her i'm a PC man and she started crying. She told me she has 'iPhilia', I told her it doesn't matter and we made out on the blanket she glued together out of her old iPad 1s. "
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"Can your iPhone do th- oh wait, you don't have an iPhone! We should fix that!" (a typical iPhile phrase)

iPhilia by Eamon D January 12, 2012

iphiliation 

someone that stands up for their rights

omg yes your so iphiliation for standing up for that

iphiliation by vivi and soysauce December 28, 2022