Inky

A suave, cunning alter ego that comes from the consumption of alcohol. Dr. Inky can be blamed for wild drunken debauchery including, but not limited to: getting in fights, drunk dialing, breaking things, emotional conversations, super-brosefing a girl, etc. Most often, he simply helps you pick up the ladies.

"- Dude, did you make out with like 5 girls last night and get punched in the face?

- Nah man, that was Doctor Inky."

by Doug Rinky May 12, 2006

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Inky Eye

Usually when a girl, (or boy) is applying Liquid Eyeliner, and it leaks or spills into your eye, making it turn black for a short period of time. It hurts a little bit, and it usually makes a mess around the eye area.

'Hey, there's a little bit of eyeliner on your cheek'

'Yeah, it probs' got there from when I got inky eye this morning'

'Couldn't you think of a better example Zoey?'

'No, no I couldn't'

by ZoeyFOOL March 12, 2009

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The Inky-Squid

A sex move which integrates human semen, diarrhoea, and lots of period blood to form a sticky, thiccc, black substance which resembles ink.

Earlier, at dinner, I roofied my wife with 4 times the legal limit of horse laxatives. I then took her to the bedroom and proceeded to insert my Erraculous deep into her period ridden vag. I then pounded that bitch into oblivion for 16 hours straight before pulling my blood covered cock and pushing it into her anal cavities which was ripe and full of litres, no, gallons of sloppy poo. After another 4 hours of anal plundering, I then felt to urge to ejaculate, so i pulled my massive rock-hard cock out and proceeded to finish on her face, covering her in a mass of shit, blood and my dirty, syphilis infected semen to create a black, sticky mass on her face. She got "The Inky-Squid."

by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

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