Ina Garten 

An Ina Garten is better than you at everything. She knows what sound giraffes make, and doesn’t give a shit how poor you are. An Ina Garten will bankrupt you for juicy juicy Madagascar vanilla. If you meet an Ina Garten you’ve seen the face of God and it was probably hot. But she’s too good for you so now you’re probably sad af crying because you can only afford McCormick knock off vanilla you piece of sh*t.

Nobody except Ina Garten can use Ina Garten in a sentence

Ina Garten by BarefootC*ntessa November 23, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003