in the tub

1.
to hide and smoke crack, often used by those whom lock them selves in the bathroom

2. phrase used by crack heads to hide the dirty deed

if you need me ill be in the tub

by naptownyay March 28, 2010

Dogs in The tub

Putting your "dogs in the tub" is the act of inserting your scrotum into the anus or vagina of the person you are having intercourse with. Popularized by the MC Crumbsnatcher song, "Dogs in the Tub"

Rubella - Guuurrrrlll, my man a freak! He don't just put the dick in me! He puts the dogs in the tub too!!
Puzzi - Gurl why he do that?!
Rubella - cuz just like MC Crumbsnatcher said
Together - NUTSACKS BELONG IN BUTTCRACKS!!

by Anusface666 January 22, 2017

Cat in the Tub

When a man tries to put his nutsack into a woman's vagina. It is almost imposible, like trying to put a cat in a bathtub.

Cat in the tub

by Fat Brad January 14, 2009

god is in the tub

A phrase originated by Miss Alli of Television Without Pity, a website devoted to television shows. The phrase is used to combat a reality show contestant who feels the need to pray to god to help them get through their task or win the game. God does not stop to interfere with reality shows and you should think of him as in the tub. Like when you're a kid and you're mom is in the tub, you should let her enjoy her alone time. She should not be bothered. God is in the tub.

Just jump off the cliff already and stop praying. God is in the tub.

by briang July 20, 2004

Puppies In The Tub

When a man gets both of his testicles in a womans ass. Sometimes accompanied by his penis, fingers, or other sexual objects. It is spoken that way because they say it is as difficult as keeping multiple small Canine's in a bathtub.

I went for the old "puppies in the tub", and now my left nut is sore.

by Chedabob February 5, 2008

stranger in the tub

refers to using the other hand while masturbating.

From the episode of Family Guy in which Chris becomes popular. Meg asks Neil Goldman for a favor, and in return Neil is awarded the privilege of thinking about Meg in the tub later that night. In response to this, he says "I might even go lefty tonight....ooh, stranger in the tub."

Meg: Thank you so much Neil!
Neil: So this means I get to think about you tonight in the tub, right?
Meg: Ugh, okay Neil.
Neil: I might even go lefty tonight...ooh, stranger in the tub.

by Turd P Ferguson September 6, 2009

pups in the tub

the placing of one's testicles into a vagina.

i was stoked that kathryn let me put my pups in the tub.

by j branch August 14, 2006