by akarr May 14, 2016
by veasman November 13, 2022
X: This is book is the best!
The Book Yeah I’m something of a New York Times Bestseller myself
X: nvm every book is one
The Book Yeah I’m something of a New York Times Bestseller myself
X: nvm every book is one
by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023
Me: Wow! This book cool!
The Book: Yeah! I’m somewhat of a New York Times Bestseller myself!
Me: Oh nvm this book is so unoriginal
The Book: Yeah! I’m somewhat of a New York Times Bestseller myself!
Me: Oh nvm this book is so unoriginal
by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023
a pile of trash bags on the street one may use as a cushion
a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot
the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash
basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.
a dumpster full of trash used as a temporary resting spot
the open end of a trash pickup truck used as a free ride as one rests their head against a pillow of trash
basically any form of lying comfortably in garbage and not caring because your life is in such a state that you're just happy to have a soft thing to lay in for a while. called a New York sofa because the trash smells about the same as New York City itself, and many people from NYC perform this ritual.
person 1: Dude, why you always sleeping in the trash?
person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.
person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too
person 2: I hit rock bottom again today. Just hanging out in this New York sofa while I try and figure this shit out.
person 1: scoot over, i've gotta figure some shit out too
by mewnNose October 2, 2016
A term used to describe the act of oral sex of a male in public, typically in a dark alleyway or behind the nearest dumpster. The term is often used by American tourists in foreign countries.
Random person: 'hey could I steal a cigarette?'
American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'
American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'
by YabbaDabbaDooToo January 21, 2018