Robert is a flaming heterosexual, he won't go anywhere without a football under his arm. He's obviously overcompensating. Throw a feather down the back of his pants and see how he stands up.
by BridgetObama April 11, 2019
Receiving a poseidon's kiss when the toilet water is mixed with Clorox or some kind of bleach. The water-bleach mixture that hits your asshole results in extreme pain and immense burning.
A: Yo why is he walking like that?
B: He got the flaming asterisk yesterday. His ass is in immense pain.
A: He should've shat in the shower and stomped down the drain, what a dumbass.
B: He got the flaming asterisk yesterday. His ass is in immense pain.
A: He should've shat in the shower and stomped down the drain, what a dumbass.
by woke up the man July 15, 2020
Man, I just got back from the clinic. Turns out, that skeezer from the bar was a total flaming toad.
by falanges123 December 18, 2009
The Gehenna flames cannot be comfortable ever.
by Hellsprung December 8, 2017
Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.
1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."
2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"
2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"
by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019
when you passionately crush on someone at times when they're ugly because you know you love that person unconditionally. in this case, your heart beats your mind.
When I first saw that picture of her, her ugliness scared the hell outta me, but minutes later, I found myself crushing hard on it 'cause I realize I still like her a lot. I guess I got my flame over brain!!
by Dreamerbae01 November 12, 2015
by XtroGamez August 27, 2019