Dictionary

by Cartmaniac June 4, 2009

Dictionary

Thing you use to look up words you don't understand with definitions filled with words you don't understand and need to look up to understand the definition of the first word you didn't understand.

Man:Look up wishy-washy for me in the dictionary
Woman:*looks up wishy-washy in the dictionary*
Dictionary reads: Wishy-Washy: Ineffectual
Ineffectual: Futile
Futile: Futilis that pours out easily, useless

Woman:...WTF!?

by Macguire December 10, 2006

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A book without the word gullible in it...

Gullible Person 1: Did you know that 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
Gullible Person 2: Really? (Checks dictionary)
Gullible Person 2: Wow! It really isn't in the dictionary!
Gullible Person 1: Oh my God! Give me a look!

by NickDX November 9, 2007

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A large book containing only "real" words, their "correct" spellings and their (far-less-entertaining-than-urban-dictionary) definitions.

Bill: Gullible.
Josh: what?
Bill: Look in the dictionary, moron.
Josh *flipping through pages* Its not here.
Bill: What?
Josh: Gullible isn't in the dictionary.
Bill: You're shittin' me!
Josh: Nope.

by FrustratedChicken January 4, 2009

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if you have looked up this word you probably have too much time on your hands.

Steve: OMG, I'm soo bored!
Steve: I think I'll look up stupid words on Urban Dictionary.com until Project Runway comes on!
Steve: ...Lets start with..."Dictionary"!
Charlie walks in
Charlie: ...
Steve: ...
Charlie: Dude..
Charlie: What the fuck are you doing?
Steve: ...
Steve: er..Star Wars Trivia!
Charlie: Gee Wiz! ^o^ that sounds nifty! Are Wally and the Beav coming too!!!
Charlie: -.-
Steve: ...
Charlie: Dude, your mom told me to tell you that dinners in 15..Oh, ya..and Project Runway's on in 3 minutes.
Steve: =o!!

by RadioNinja May 12, 2008

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