What you're reading right now, but without all the assholes, anti-Americans, dumbass n00bs, atrocious grammar, made up words, slang, gibberish, and other crap.
by Cyberquad April 6, 2004
A very large book full of information about how words are spelled, pronounced, used in a sentence etc.
Although originally intended for reading, the dictionary serves many functions: it can be used as...
1.) a stepstool
2.) a flyswatter
3.) a paperweight
4.) a doorstop
5.) firewood
6.) etc. etc. etc.
1.) a stepstool
2.) a flyswatter
3.) a paperweight
4.) a doorstop
5.) firewood
6.) etc. etc. etc.
by Cheng Wen Lo August 28, 2003
A list of boring words and their definitions in a thousand pages or more. Only the truly cultured people go to Urban Dictionary for all their wanting to know what a word means means.
Virgin: Wanna read the The Dictionary together? Girl: No, The Dictionary sucks, just read to Urban Dictionary instead. Virginn: Ok... :.(
by Cultured Person October 11, 2019
Welcome to the Urban DICKtionary! Here you find lots of f*cked up sh*t that as*holes b*tches wrote and checked by the websites f*cked up people.
by Slinky101 April 20, 2017
I bought a dictionary the other day. When I got home, the first word I looked up was dictionary. Next to the word it said...you're an asshole.
by G-rett May 2, 2008
The crap that you need to use at school because the teacher is too much of a lazy ass to tell you the meaning of a word
Boy: What's the meaning of that word?
Teacher: Go use the DICTIONARY and find it yourself
Boy: Screw you
Teacher: Go use the DICTIONARY and find it yourself
Boy: Screw you
by TruantKittyBangbang June 10, 2010