improbable outset lyrics
tiky: AAA OOO AAA OOO AA E E E E E O
AAA OOO AAA OOO AA E E E E E O
AAA O E A OO- *coughing* JFUDSHIUSHAGIKUFHGLAHUIHDA
SO UHH
HOWS YOUR WIFE?
YOU DOING OKAY?
HOWS- HOWS YOUR- HOWS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
UHHHHHH
SO AS I WAS SAYING
(slips) IASDJPFOGOIJGIOFAJGDFOIJGDAFOIGJDAOGIDF
OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
DUEAGFDSUHG9DAHGUASDUFHUSADHFUIDSAGHFUAFUHAGUA7YFGUFGHD
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LSWAQUHSIAIFL;AWQLA
Y ̡̹͓̞͉̗̬̘͚̓̑͒͐́̓̀̾͝ ̶̧̫̣̻̜̝̊̅̌̈́͂̑Ē̵̛̙̰̯͌͛͗̉ͅ ̴̨̡͖͉̜̠͑̓A ͉̅͊̓͋̀̋̈̿̕ ̶̧͓̫̺̯̘̥͓̱̑̀́͒̄H̴͎͍́͗̈͋̀́͒͠
̶͈̟̀̃O ̧̣͇̠̗̥͍͍̜͊͂̓̽͑̈́̀́̕H̶͕̖̳̲̭͔̼̤̖̍̑̓̇͒̆̕W̶̢̡̝͚̰̣̖̿͂G ̳̙̑̓̅̉̇̔͐́̿A̶̧̜͕͕̱͇̝͉͐͆̀̈́̆L̵̲͚̿͌A̴̗̓̚Q̶̧̬͉̻̦̰̳͕̻̉̒Ò̴̰̔̌͝͝͠U̵͓͓̤̜̪̻̟̠͆̓̓͑̈́͐͝ͅH ͈̼̻̯̖̪͛̄̒̿̇̑̈́͘͠Q̶̨͙̼̹̜̼́ͅA̴̲̳̪̋̂̿̏̅̓͑
̱̟̕S ̼͍̯̹̮͇̤̹͋̐̐̇͑F ̘͚̭̝̯͕̗̲̖̒̎́̌D ͈̠̠͚̠̗̲̖̀͂̅́́̑̉͜A ̛̬̜̙̬̱̐͘ͅỦ̴͖̳͙͈̽I̴̢̘͓̙͙͙̺̲͌̄̉͑̎͂͝H̴̨̨̦͉̞͎̯͊ͅF̵̠̥̹̀̅̒D̶̢͊̂͐̓͂̇̃͌̅S̶͎̄̆A ̡͚̰̱̘̄͑͋̍̐̊̓́O ͎̭̄͌̌͛̈́̌I̴̥͍͑͊̌͘F̵̨̟͂̎̿͝͝I̴̢̩̘̼͉̣͓͂̓̀̉̚͜
̵̺̈́͋̌H ͎̯̞̔͒̿̃̾̈̓͝͝H̵͈̥̃̉͋̐͒̾͜H ̜̪͓̇͌̓̄̔̍H ͕̣̼̆͒̊͠H ͎́̂̈́̇̌̈́͊͘̕H̵͍̭̦̺̞̤͓̥͕͒͠Ḥ̴̺̰͓̱̈́̐H̵͔͈̥͂̇̌̔̈͘̚H̶̳͇̠͈̣̯̏͆͘͝Ȟ̴̨̨̼̦͇̏̍̃͑̕͜H ̡̨̣̍̍̌̚͝Ḩ̶̩̜͐̾̇̃̐̾̈H̶͕̹̔̾͌̾̽H̴͉͚̪̖̟̬̠̾̃̎̽͒͋͝H ͓̝̄Ḧ̵̨̭̬͇̖͕͔̹́̈͑̋̕̚H ̭̥̳̙͉͕̣̳́͒̅̕H ̙̙͔͚̟̝͖̥̟̎͛̕͝H̶̨̛̠̳͑̓͑́͐͊H̵̡͕̝̞̼̅̉͗̚ͅḨ̴̢͉̺̝̇̐͆͐͜H̴̘̲͙͓͕͖̻̘͕͗͝H̵̢̻̰̩͉͂́̅̉͐͝H̴̠̻̐͊̎̀̊̃̕H̶̫̗̩̩̬͛̓͗͜ͅH ̧̓H̶͇̟͂̔̈́͑̃̓̕̕Ḩ̴̮̥̗̣̣̳̾̿̿͒͜H ̨̧̢̖̬͙̞͉̲̋́̍̈́̈͌H̶̨̨̬̄̉́̾H̴̨̛͎̤͆͐̂͋̓͝͝ͅ
tiky: AAA OOO AAA OOO AA E E E E E O
AAA OOO AAA OOO AA E E E E E O
AAA O E A OO- *coughing* JFUDSHIUSHAGIKUFHGLAHUIHDA
SO UHH
HOWS YOUR WIFE?
YOU DOING OKAY?
HOWS- HOWS YOUR- HOWS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
UHHHHHH
SO AS I WAS SAYING
(slips) IASDJPFOGOIJGIOFAJGDFOIJGDAFOIGJDAOGIDF
OOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
DUEAGFDSUHG9DAHGUASDUFHUSADHFUIDSAGHFUAFUHAGUA7YFGUFGHD
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LSWAQUHSIAIFL;AWQLA
Y ̡̹͓̞͉̗̬̘͚̓̑͒͐́̓̀̾͝ ̶̧̫̣̻̜̝̊̅̌̈́͂̑Ē̵̛̙̰̯͌͛͗̉ͅ ̴̨̡͖͉̜̠͑̓A ͉̅͊̓͋̀̋̈̿̕ ̶̧͓̫̺̯̘̥͓̱̑̀́͒̄H̴͎͍́͗̈͋̀́͒͠
̶͈̟̀̃O ̧̣͇̠̗̥͍͍̜͊͂̓̽͑̈́̀́̕H̶͕̖̳̲̭͔̼̤̖̍̑̓̇͒̆̕W̶̢̡̝͚̰̣̖̿͂G ̳̙̑̓̅̉̇̔͐́̿A̶̧̜͕͕̱͇̝͉͐͆̀̈́̆L̵̲͚̿͌A̴̗̓̚Q̶̧̬͉̻̦̰̳͕̻̉̒Ò̴̰̔̌͝͝͠U̵͓͓̤̜̪̻̟̠͆̓̓͑̈́͐͝ͅH ͈̼̻̯̖̪͛̄̒̿̇̑̈́͘͠Q̶̨͙̼̹̜̼́ͅA̴̲̳̪̋̂̿̏̅̓͑
̱̟̕S ̼͍̯̹̮͇̤̹͋̐̐̇͑F ̘͚̭̝̯͕̗̲̖̒̎́̌D ͈̠̠͚̠̗̲̖̀͂̅́́̑̉͜A ̛̬̜̙̬̱̐͘ͅỦ̴͖̳͙͈̽I̴̢̘͓̙͙͙̺̲͌̄̉͑̎͂͝H̴̨̨̦͉̞͎̯͊ͅF̵̠̥̹̀̅̒D̶̢͊̂͐̓͂̇̃͌̅S̶͎̄̆A ̡͚̰̱̘̄͑͋̍̐̊̓́O ͎̭̄͌̌͛̈́̌I̴̥͍͑͊̌͘F̵̨̟͂̎̿͝͝I̴̢̩̘̼͉̣͓͂̓̀̉̚͜
̵̺̈́͋̌H ͎̯̞̔͒̿̃̾̈̓͝͝H̵͈̥̃̉͋̐͒̾͜H ̜̪͓̇͌̓̄̔̍H ͕̣̼̆͒̊͠H ͎́̂̈́̇̌̈́͊͘̕H̵͍̭̦̺̞̤͓̥͕͒͠Ḥ̴̺̰͓̱̈́̐H̵͔͈̥͂̇̌̔̈͘̚H̶̳͇̠͈̣̯̏͆͘͝Ȟ̴̨̨̼̦͇̏̍̃͑̕͜H ̡̨̣̍̍̌̚͝Ḩ̶̩̜͐̾̇̃̐̾̈H̶͕̹̔̾͌̾̽H̴͉͚̪̖̟̬̠̾̃̎̽͒͋͝H ͓̝̄Ḧ̵̨̭̬͇̖͕͔̹́̈͑̋̕̚H ̭̥̳̙͉͕̣̳́͒̅̕H ̙̙͔͚̟̝͖̥̟̎͛̕͝H̶̨̛̠̳͑̓͑́͐͊H̵̡͕̝̞̼̅̉͗̚ͅḨ̴̢͉̺̝̇̐͆͐͜H̴̘̲͙͓͕͖̻̘͕͗͝H̵̢̻̰̩͉͂́̅̉͐͝H̴̠̻̐͊̎̀̊̃̕H̶̫̗̩̩̬͛̓͗͜ͅH ̧̓H̶͇̟͂̔̈́͑̃̓̕̕Ḩ̴̮̥̗̣̣̳̾̿̿͒͜H ̨̧̢̖̬͙̞͉̲̋́̍̈́̈͌H̶̨̨̬̄̉́̾H̴̨̛͎̤͆͐̂͋̓͝͝ͅ
by omekun8 May 24, 2021
Get the improbable outset mug.The act of having sex with your girlfriend/boyfriend, not before playing the track "Calliope" by Cheshyre, seen in the madness combat series' third episode. You must yell "THE CLOWN HAS BEEN ENGAGED", then wrap an arm around your partner's neck and another around their eyes, before going down on them, HARD
person 1: "hey man, you were gone for a while yesterday, what happened?"
person 2: "don't worry, i just pulled an improbable destructor"
person 1: "that is BOSS, dude"
person 2: "don't worry, i just pulled an improbable destructor"
person 1: "that is BOSS, dude"
by lukaa June 25, 2021
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When you have that one piece of shit is wedged in your asshole and won't drop out. Thinking you are done and you wipe over and over but the damn thing is just marking up your toilet paper like a melting crayon.
I went through twelve feet of toilet paper to wipe off the improbable dollop but it would not diminish in consistency.
by ThatWVGuy August 20, 2017
Get the Improbable Dollop mug.(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.
"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."
by halonistic March 19, 2012
Get the mission improbable mug.Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:
Lead us, Evolution, lead us
Up the future's endless stair:
Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.
For stagnation is despair:
Groping, guessing, yet progressing,
Lead us nobody knows where.
Wrong or justice in the present,
Joy or sorrow, what are they
While there's always jam to-morrow,
While we tread the onward way?
Never knowing where we're going,
We can never go astray.
Lead us, Evolution, lead us
Up the future's endless stair:
Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.
For stagnation is despair:
Groping, guessing, yet progressing,
Lead us nobody knows where.
Wrong or justice in the present,
Joy or sorrow, what are they
While there's always jam to-morrow,
While we tread the onward way?
Never knowing where we're going,
We can never go astray.
Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.
by annelisefrench September 23, 2010
Get the Climbing Mount Improbable mug.Even faster than light or even ludicrous speed, the Infinite Improbability Drive allows the fictional ship The Heart of Gold to go anywhere, no matter how improbable. Its description from the novel from which originates, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":
"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."
"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."
by Kantankerous November 7, 2008
Get the Infinite Improbability Drive mug.Infinite Improbability English is the language you end up with when you type on a Smartphone with spellcheck turned on. It is an especially distinct dialect when using a keyboard enhancement like SWIPE word entry. The term is a portmanteau between the Infinite Improbability Engine as featured in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the English language. It represent the weighing of probabilities in meaning one does when receiving an apparantly outrageous or non-sequitur message from a Smart device.
These Infinite Improbability English messages along the intended word:
The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)
The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)
by NutellaBear May 25, 2016
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