Im your dad

The greatest comeback in the world. Conversation ender. Anything you can imagine.

Pronunciation- i'm yer dad

Guy 1: Dude I could totally beat you at anything.

Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.

You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad

Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.

by I'm your dad May 13, 2011

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im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him

im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!

by Gullellellelle November 19, 2019

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I'm your dad

A comeback of the "yo' mama" genre. If you really think about its implications, it's rather insulting.

Steve: "Yo' mama blows so hard she started Hurricane Katrina tryin' to put out the candles on her birthday cake."
Tony: "Awwww sheeit..."
Derek: "All right."
Steve: "Yo' brother so broke and stupid he went to the Nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents."
Tony: "Diggity damn..."
Derek: "Oh yeah?"
Steve: "Yeah. And I heard your sister got a summer job breedin' hound dogs!"
Tony: "Ooh...that hurts."
Derek: "Well I'm your dad."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "Yeah, just got the paternity test results. I remember that night. I was in line right behind the St. John's basketball team."
Tony: "Ooooooh snap! You just got served, son."

by Nick D September 9, 2005

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im your slut, daddy.

something a woman who is sexually intoxicated will say.

Girlfriend: ahh...ahhh... Faster..... Ah there..... Yeah harder..... That right... Ahhhhhh. Babbyyyyyy... I'm cumming

Boyfriend:yes cum for me baby cum on my hard and long dick. Cum for dadddyy*grunts*
Girlfriend:fucckk yeah oh my god dadddyy I love your big hard cock that keeps on shooting into my womb yes again fuck me hard like I'm a slut. daddy! Im your slut, daddy.. DON'T STOP FUCKING ME!

Boyfriend:you asked for it.....get ready to be up all night and cum!

by the person u wanna fuck 0<===8 July 15, 2020

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I'M your daddy

The obvious answer to the question, "Who's your daddy?"

MARVIN: "WHO'S yor daddy ?!"
UD USER #40923.3: "Son, I always meant to tell you, I'M YOUR DADDY."

NANCY: "WHO'S ya daddy.(?)
UD USER #35013.6: Baby, I'M YO DADDY. Lemme show you the family jewels.

BOBBY KNIGHT: "Hoosier daddy!"
MENTAL WARD ORDERLY: "Alright Mr. Knight, here's your medication. I need you to keep your outbursts under control. Now, let's all have a good Knight." (under breath:) "I'M Y'DADDY and don't you forget it!"

by Chango Bolamongo October 7, 2006

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I'M your daddy

when a baby faced guy shorter than 5'8 tries to talk shit

SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"

by Kangz of Egaypt May 27, 2020

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