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Im on a phone dumbass
1. The person is using a phone to type instead of a computer, as an excuse for typing slowly or typing with horrible grammar. Commonly used angrily and/or childishly.
2. The person is using a phone and wants you to getaway.
2. The person is using a phone and wants you to getaway.
1. "You type really slow," I typed. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied.
2. "My kid needs milk," I said. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied, putting their phone up to my face.
2. "My kid needs milk," I said. "Im on a phone dumbass," they replied, putting their phone up to my face.
Im on a phone dumbass by SpeedoThreeSixty November 16, 2020
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Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
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bullshot
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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