Illegal Gymagrant

A person who refuses to pay dues for a gym membership or sneaks into a gym for a workout without paying. An illegal gymagrant often convinces gym managers that they are going to "test out the gym" prior to signing up for an official membership where they have to pay.

Did you know that that guy has been working out for the last six months at the local gym and has never initiated a membership? He's such an illegal gymagrant!

Illegal Gymagrant by TCB451 July 16, 2013

Word of the Day on July 21, 2013

Get merch

Get the Illegal Gymagrant mug.

See more merch

Illegal Gymagrant

A hate term. The preferred expression is "undocumented gymagrant" or "unauthorized gymagrant." Because no person is illegal -- but some persons are definitely undocumented.

A: Did you know that illegal gymagrant has been working out for the last six months at the local gym and has never initiated a membership?
B: Well, he has an undocumented membership.

Illegal Gymagrant by FlaviusP August 20, 2013

Get merch

Illegal Gymigrant

A term describing a person who sneaks into the gym without paying, or someone who uses another's gym pass in order to work out.

Brad always worked out three times a week, but, being an illegal gymigrant, he never actually paid to use the gym facilities - he just snuck past the front desk.

Illegal Gymigrant by L0 June 13, 2010

Word of the Day on October 11, 2012

Get merch

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

Get merch

jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

Get merch

girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Get merch

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

Get merch