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you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed 

A person wanting to show some bitch's that they have some real speed
you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed, NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

bend over and i'll show you 

The answer to any question, no matter what it is.
Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

i'll show you a good time 

Come with me, I'll show you a good time after dinner

Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes

The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.
E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

I'll show you 

Catchphrase made to annoy people or make sexual jokes.. leave the person confused or frustrated.
Person #1 "that will be $5 for your foot long"
Person #2 ... "I'll show you a foot long"
I'll show you by unlimitedskilz December 20, 2010

show me yours i'll show you mine 

younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'
we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.