ill show you

sooo are you gonna go see some penguins at the zoo today?

-ill show you penguins-

ill show you by nicK November 29, 2003

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you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed

A person wanting to show some bitch's that they have some real speed

you wanna see some real speed bitch ill show you some real speed, NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Q: What is the best way to fix the worlds economy problem?
A: Bend over and I'll show you.

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The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.

E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"

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Catchphrase made to annoy people or make sexual jokes.. leave the person confused or frustrated.

Person #1 "that will be $5 for your foot long"
Person #2 ... "I'll show you a foot long"

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younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'

we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.

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