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by nick June 1, 2009
Get the snitch mug.A person who seeks what they see by insistent solicitation and entreaty. Characterized by some presumption that they have a right to possess what they see even if it is yours. A grub will often consistently nag you if they really want what you got. Sometimes the only defence to a grub is to tell them to get the hell away from you and to get their own.
normal person: Hey check out my new Mickey Mantle baseball card.
grub: Can I have that?
normal person: As if! You aren't serious are you?
grub: I thought you didn't need it.
normal person: Why?
grub: I thought you wanted me to have your baseball card.
normal person: What are you nuts? If I didn't need it I would sell it.
grub: No, I just thought you were being nice, besides c'mon what good is that card to you.
normal person: Just stay the hell away from me.
normal person: Get your own!
grub: Can I have that?
normal person: As if! You aren't serious are you?
grub: I thought you didn't need it.
normal person: Why?
grub: I thought you wanted me to have your baseball card.
normal person: What are you nuts? If I didn't need it I would sell it.
grub: No, I just thought you were being nice, besides c'mon what good is that card to you.
normal person: Just stay the hell away from me.
normal person: Get your own!
by nick April 9, 2006
Get the grub mug.n. Communication by means other than through the normal senses capable of achieving high levels of sexual stimulation in the opposite sex that utilizes techniques similar to the vulcan's mind meld or aquaman's aquatic telepathy. Orgasmic telepathy, when mastered, is a great way to get women to do your bidding (sort of like aquaman controls fishies and other sea creatures)
How did you get Buffy to let you copy her homework?
I used orgasmic telepathy, she let out a pleasant grin and just handed over the goods.
I used orgasmic telepathy, she let out a pleasant grin and just handed over the goods.
by nick February 16, 2006
Get the orgasmic telepathy mug.n. a woman who follows or observes her mark persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement (stress derangement). A bunny boiler's mark is a man that she has had sex with maybe one time, usually this man is hard working and strives to succeed profesionally and in life. A bunny boiler's plan consists of plan A and plan B.
Plan A: The ultimate goal of a bunny boiler is to fix her mark's life by interfering and/or setting him up and blackmailing him in an effort to force him into a horrible relationship that was never meant to be. The bunny boiler's goal is almost certainly a recipe for disaster and a fate worse than death itself. When the plan begins to fail the bunny boiler then resorts to plan B: destruction.
The term is taken from Glenn Close's character in 'Fatal Attraction', who after engaging in a steamy hot one time sex scene with a colleague, Michael Douglas' character, she resorts to boiling her former one time sex parter's family pet rabbit in an all out war aimed at disrupting his life, family, career and destroy (emphasis on destroy) him for not wanting a sincere man/woman (nuclear family) type relationship with her.
Plan A: The ultimate goal of a bunny boiler is to fix her mark's life by interfering and/or setting him up and blackmailing him in an effort to force him into a horrible relationship that was never meant to be. The bunny boiler's goal is almost certainly a recipe for disaster and a fate worse than death itself. When the plan begins to fail the bunny boiler then resorts to plan B: destruction.
The term is taken from Glenn Close's character in 'Fatal Attraction', who after engaging in a steamy hot one time sex scene with a colleague, Michael Douglas' character, she resorts to boiling her former one time sex parter's family pet rabbit in an all out war aimed at disrupting his life, family, career and destroy (emphasis on destroy) him for not wanting a sincere man/woman (nuclear family) type relationship with her.
An open letter to all bunny boilers:
Dear Bunny Boilers (you know who you are):
I am sorry that it didn't work out. Really I meant you no harm and hope that you had a good time. I am sure you will find a new boy friend.
Your friend always
E. Nuff Allready
Dear Bunny Boilers (you know who you are):
I am sorry that it didn't work out. Really I meant you no harm and hope that you had a good time. I am sure you will find a new boy friend.
Your friend always
E. Nuff Allready
by nick April 11, 2006
Get the bunny boiler mug.A person having one half of the qualities of a mexican and another half of the qualities of something you just can't even imagine. A half mexican will steal your wife, your dog, your sneakers, and your watch. He won't care if you loved your wife or your dog or your sneakers or your watch.
by nick December 10, 2006
Get the half mexican mug.(n. pl. -IES) With respect to social situations, one who prefers to stay at home rather than go out.
by Nick May 17, 2006
Get the home body mug.just a special note for some of you who have defined bunny boiler. the key bunny boiler characteristic is such that a bunny boiler is not the girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife etc. of the man who's bunny gets boiled. she is just some skank who he, maybe, poked in the whiskers or gave it too one time on a whim or a dare (or request) from a friend when he was drunk. really having no liability whatsoever, not even a requirement to call.
yeah, my housemate of spring semester my first senior year asked me to give it to one of her buddies so i told i would if i were really drunk. she got me drunk and took care of me, i threw up after being dragged to my bedroom by the skank and then was asked to brush my teeth and taken to bed in a very suggestable drunken (read shmattered) state. the bunny boiler thinks we have a relationship some 13 years later or some shit and she thinks we have dated in between as well. uh, no, no we didn't, now go away. I need WITSEC.
by nick May 17, 2006
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