That crazy-ass ghetto lesbian bitch in your neighborhood that breeds smelly ferrets and black cats for a living.
Maaaan, Ifi's house smells like ferrets from all the way across the street!
by Empty7685 December 30, 2011
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A black chick who will most likely grow up to be a B-rated stripper and pole dancer at a gentleman's club. An Ify is someone who does not have a dad, and because of a lack of guidance, will drop out of school at an early age. (like 5th grade). Ify is very conflicted, so if you dont want her to cut herself in the bathtub, make sure to compliment her on her appearance every day, even though you are lying.
I told Ify she looks great today. Probably saved about a pint of blood.
by Meteorox May 16, 2011
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To be turned into an internet meme through popularization and circulation, such as Stare Dad or Pedobear of the funnyjunk community.
Guy 1: Yo dude did you see the new Fuck Yea comic?

Guy 2: Yea dude, that shit has been hilarious ever since the first was meme-ified.
by FunnyjunkEmissary May 19, 2010
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La-ify (v) - the process of converting any normal name into a black person's name. Can be used for any name ever!

Travis becomes Latravis

Chelsea becomes Lachelsea

Black Person 1, "Yo brother, I am eighteen and about to become a Father, what should I name my kid?"

Black Person 2, "How about James?"

Black Person 1, "Hell no, my kid ain't white!"

Black Person 2, "Let's La-ify. How about Lajames?"

Black Person 1, "Nice."
by urmomma42 December 12, 2005
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Using heavy technical terms, abbreviations and jargon in an argument to make up for lack of knowledge, insight and logic.

popular usage amongst geeks and nerds.
(gx - Gaseous Exhaust)

gx-ification (or gxification)
gx-ed (or gxed)
"dude, there's not enough time. just take the basic presentation and gx-ify some slides and present it to the client"

"no point replying. there is too much gx-ification in this email. cant put up any logic against this.."
by moralpolice December 14, 2009
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a combination of being mortified and wanting to say damn at the same time
Daniel, i'm damn-ified by your white vans
by frenchfries82 February 20, 2019
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