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iffilitus 

Someone acting wishy-washy, undecided, shady and suspect.
People at Wal-Mart after 3am definitely have a case of iffilitus!
iffilitus by Shawn Shiffy Shaffer October 27, 2018
Sometimes used to label the feeling (most of the time not by the afflicted, except in extreme cases) of attraction/sexual arousal caused by Apple products.

It is a common side-effect of purchasing an iPhone and is treatable, however there are currently no guaranteed cures, as it is known to lie dormant for many years even after the original symptoms disappear.
" He had a serious case of iPhilia, but I let loose my golf club at his car 'till he agreed that my PC is not 'a steaming pile of crap' " (the use of the word 'iPhilia' by an extreme iPhobic)
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" I told her i'm a PC man and she started crying. She told me she has 'iPhilia', I told her it doesn't matter and we made out on the blanket she glued together out of her old iPad 1s. "
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"Can your iPhone do th- oh wait, you don't have an iPhone! We should fix that!" (a typical iPhile phrase)
iPhilia by Eamon D January 12, 2012

ifilikeurvideosurpretty 

THEY ARE SO AMAZING AND MY BAE. WE. ARE MARRIED. complacent.
ifilikeurvideosurpretty IS MARRIED TO ME drool

ifilikeurvidsurpretty 

ifilikeurvidsurpretty Is an amazing person and is the baddest bitch <3
ifilikeurvidsurpretty IS THE BEST

iphiliation 

someone that stands up for their rights
omg yes your so iphiliation for standing up for that
iphiliation by vivi and soysauce December 28, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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