Ifhili

the feeling of embarrassment on behalf of someone else

My friend had fallen in front of the whole school . Ifhili rushed over my body and I felt so bad for them.

Ifhili by Wall-E Space September 13, 2019

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iffilitus

Someone acting wishy-washy, undecided, shady and suspect.

People at Wal-Mart after 3am definitely have a case of iffilitus!

iffilitus by Shawn Shiffy Shaffer October 27, 2018

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iPhilia

Sometimes used to label the feeling (most of the time not by the afflicted, except in extreme cases) of attraction/sexual arousal caused by Apple products.

It is a common side-effect of purchasing an iPhone and is treatable, however there are currently no guaranteed cures, as it is known to lie dormant for many years even after the original symptoms disappear.

" He had a serious case of iPhilia, but I let loose my golf club at his car 'till he agreed that my PC is not 'a steaming pile of crap' " (the use of the word 'iPhilia' by an extreme iPhobic)
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" I told her i'm a PC man and she started crying. She told me she has 'iPhilia', I told her it doesn't matter and we made out on the blanket she glued together out of her old iPad 1s. "
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"Can your iPhone do th- oh wait, you don't have an iPhone! We should fix that!" (a typical iPhile phrase)

iPhilia by Eamon D January 12, 2012