Icicle Fingers

When your fingers are so cold texting is almost impossible.

Guy: Hyey hoe are yiu doing?
Guy 2: What?
Guy: Sorry man I got icicle fingers

Icicle Fingers by Acecard22 January 24, 2016

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Icicle Fingers

When after climbing a mountain or doing some other absurdly cold activity without gloves, you finger a girl. This is the preferred temperature for fingering women from the Nordic regions of the world, such as Scandinavia and Canada - their internals will overheat without proper care and treatment.

- God damn, it's cold outside , Berta! Come here, it's the perfect temperature!

- Ja, darling, I'm cumming! There is nothing better than Icicle fingers!

Icicle Fingers by KnowingNortherner March 6, 2016

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Icicle Fingers

The term used between girls when describing their boyfriends going down on them if their hands weren't *ahem properly warmed up.

"Debra, Dave and I had such a wonderful time last night"
"I heard"
"What about your night, I mean we're both on our second honeymoon."
"I started down on him and then he wanted to flip it around so I got on my back and the A/C was on and well, he froze me down there."
"Oh no"

"Oh yes, he had Icicle Fingers"

Icicle Fingers by staciaw October 4, 2016

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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