Ian penis

A very large penis, humongous if you will.

"Fuck you shoulda heard the chick screaming last night i think he has an Ian penis".

by Rex Banger January 6, 2008

Ian penis

An abnormally tiny penis ranging from about 1 to 3.5 inches.

-That kid doesn't know what he's talking about.
-Well, I guess he's trying to make up for his Ian penis.

by 100010110 February 7, 2007

ian's penis

It's small and delicate, but it can attack like a cobra. When it's in fear it hides from the preditor in its shelter, the Himalayas(A.K.A the pubic hair). Overall it would make a great puny friend.

Yo man your mom has an Ian's penis.

by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014

PENIS IAN

HAs small PEniS

Penis Ian= small penis

by That'sYourMOm November 20, 2019