Ian penis 

A very large penis, humongous if you will.

"Fuck you shoulda heard the chick screaming last night i think he has an Ian penis".

Ian penis by Rex Banger January 6, 2008

Ian penis 

An abnormally tiny penis ranging from about 1 to 3.5 inches.

-That kid doesn't know what he's talking about.
-Well, I guess he's trying to make up for his Ian penis.

Ian penis by 100010110 February 7, 2007

ian's penis 

It's small and delicate, but it can attack like a cobra. When it's in fear it hides from the preditor in its shelter, the Himalayas(A.K.A the pubic hair). Overall it would make a great puny friend.

Yo man your mom has an Ian's penis.

ian's penis by Jacks information 101 May 25, 2014

PENIS IAN 

HAs small PEniS

Penis Ian= small penis

PENIS IAN by That'sYourMOm November 20, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004