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Tickle Fish It 

Putting your lit cigarette out on a random object.
"I'm done with my cigarette, what should I do with it?"
"Tickle fish it, man."
*Puts cigarette out on the side of a house.
Tickle Fish It by The KOW April 5, 2011

fuck it ticket

A one way plane ticket to Vegas with no returning ticket home.
Josh: I've had a really shitty week!

Mike: Dude, just get a fuck it ticket and don't worry about it!

Josh: Fuck it
fuck it ticket by Vegas bitches November 9, 2015

Fix It Ticket 

A Fix It Ticket is a citation written that can be corrected, you can correct your violation and take proof to court and the judge will dismiss the citation and you may have to pay a small dismissal fee. (Usually $25.00+)
John Doe was pulled over, the officer asked him for his proof of insurance. John Doe couldn't provide proof, the officer wrote a Fix It Ticket, John Doe got insurance and took proof to court, the judge dismissed his ticket, and he payed a small fee for the dismissal.
Fix It Ticket by DD-ud August 25, 2016

I farted it tickles my butt chicks giggle 

I farted it tickles my butt chicks giggle

keep it a ticket 

To keep it even more than a buck or a stack.
My dude let me keep it a stack nah, let me keep it a ticket.

tickling it 

A term that is a G rated version for masturbating.
I am "tickling it" at the moment, I can't talk right now.