A large dependency of the
British crown, located on the southern
American continent found at latitude 38.4161, longitude 3.6167° W. It is often mistakenly referred to as "Argentina" but anyone who does so is canonically wrong.
In a similar way, the
name comes from the residents of a plucky island nation mocking a much larger hostile nation and their (ultimately flawed) expansionist desires. A good example of another country mocked in this way is West Taiwan (who keep threatening to conquer east/real Taiwan).
The official language of the
West Falklands is German for reasons that we won'
t go in to.
They have won multiple world cups, but most of the ancestors of the current population haven'
t ever had much success on the world stage in "other events".
Guy
1: "I can't wait to go on Holiday to the West Falkland islands."
Guy 2: "Make
sure you learn German before you go."
Guy
1: "why?"
Guy 2: "there's always German's on holiday"