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I have a boyfriend

A response for when a guy is being normal and friendly

Matt: "Hey, how's it going"
Jess: "Uhm excuse me, I have a boyfriend"

by roombaboomba September 16, 2019

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Bisexual Groundhog Day

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."

by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014

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I have a boyfriend

1. A phrase girls use to reject guys they don't like

2. Another way of saying, "Fuck off bitch, I don't like you."

Guy: Hey wanna hangout sometime?
Girl: No. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Ok but can we still be friends?
Girl: I don't like you. Go away please.

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by Tbc77 December 28, 2019

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I have a boyfriend

Preppish for "I don't want to go out with you because you suck."

meanwhile she fucks 5 different guys on the same night. What a lame ass excuse!

by bojzzle September 01, 2004

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I have a boyfriend.

women who think everyone likes her and has a boyfriend

jake: pstt what the question for number 6
jess: i have a boyfriend dont talk to me
jake: I DONT CARE WHAT THE ANSWER
jess: i have a boyfriend
jake: BITCH I DONT CARE YOU LOOK LIKE IF TRUMP AND MORGZ HAD A BABY AND TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH MORGZ MAKING YOU
jess: Oh My God Im telliNg my boyfriend
jake: yeah ok
*later*
jess: that him he told me i looked ugly
kim: domt worry sweet baby i got this
kim: hey you dumbass you be talking about my girl
jack: huh?
kim: she mine
jack: ok you can have her shortie

kim: STOP THAT IT WE WILL FIGHT TO GET HER
jack: *kicks*
kim: WAAAAA YOU DIDNT HAVE TO HIT SO HARD WAAAAA
jack: you wanted a fight
jess: hello new boyfr-
jack: *slaps* no
kim: can we go back together please
jess: I have a boyfriend.

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I have a boyfriend

Girls who renege on interracial romance at the last minute because her friends have threatened to ostracize her from the herd.

Bai Lin: I have a boyfriend.

Maurice: Who is your Cunt Nazi?

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

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I have a Boyfriend

A sentence used by a Woman with a Boyfriend. Is used when someone asks her out for a date but she doesn't want to go because she is loyal to her Boyfriend.

Can also be used by narcissistic women with a Boyfriend who think they are so much Better than everyone else that everytime a guy talks to her she thinks he wants to smash no matter who the guy is or why he talks to her.

Guy: Hi there! Can i buy you a Drink?
Girl: Thanks but i have a Boyfriend.

Guy: Good morning.
Girl: Sorry i have a Boyfriend

Guy: Hey, i think i found your...
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend.

Cop: Can i see your insurance and registration please.
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend

by RiguRagu November 13, 2018

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