A retort signifying one of
two scenarios based on context and speaker:
(1) A dejected
loser who initially engaged in debate has ventured out of their depth, and now attempts to break for the intellectual fire-escape by using a phrase he himself has been the recipient of previously. This dejected
loser will return to his parents' basement and continue to research the topic at issue in an attempt to prepare for the imminent rematch for which no one requested.
(2) A virgin, loser has attempted to engage a total
Chad, who has not one solitary fuck to give, because this
Chad is concerned with the important things in life like: partying, recreational drug abuse, and disrespecting women. The
Chad uses the ironic retort, and with good authority. This
Chad is the fiesta and everyone knows it. The dejected loser will return to his parents' basement and cry.
Virgin
Loser:" . . . and that is why the Flash would kill the Hulk everytime they fought. Honestly, it'
s embarrassing you even thought he stood a chance."
Defeated Virgin
Loser: *visibly sweating and mentally panicking* "Pssshh. Yeah. Pssshhh. Right. W-w-well, I bet. . . I bet you're fun at parties!"
Virgin Loser: "
Chad why do you like Skrillex. He's not even a real musician, like Megadeath or Anthrax. I mean, can Skrillex even play guitar, much less shred like James Hetfield/Buckethead/Steve Vai/..."
Chad: *never breaking eye contact with the captain of the cheer team* "I bet you're fun at parties."
